THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER

Look like the Klan, don’t they? But, hey, it’s okay. They’re with the Religion of Peace. That’s why Uncle Barry recently overrode congress to give them another $192 million of your tax money.

What a gig. You produce nothing. You get lots of sympathy and lots of cash from the Israel-haters of the world. Meanwhile, it’s off to the beach. Just try to watch out for your Hamas rulers, eh? They have no sense of humor.

Recognize her? Perhaps not. This is the photo you might remember better. Not long after placing seventh in an American modeling contest, the young Modern Orthodox Esther Petrak, a native of Jerusalem, joined the IDF to serve and defend Israel as an instructor in the Merkeva (Chariot) tanks.

Hope you can read the sign on the back of the truck: Moses Transports.

Hebrew University scholar Robert Wistrich has written several books about Anti-Semitic Muslim terrorists such as the French-Algerian killer slain last week by the Toulouse police. The English translation of Wistrich’s book, Muslim Anti-Semitism: A Clear and Present Danger is currently out-of-print. But his rather pricey history A Lethal Obsession: Anti-Semticism from Antiquity to the Global [...]

“I bet you did not realize that Fox, the Washington Post, and the Democratic National Committee were all controlled by Israel and its lobby!” Nope. Or how about the idea that the Israeli prime minister is conspiring with Romney, Santorum and Gingrich to “get rid of” (note: not just defeat in the upcoming election, but [...]

“From outside of Israel, one would think that buses and bombs explode here every day; that armed soldiers patrol the streets searching [for] (and probably finding) terrorists on a daily basis.” Sure was quiet where we went (even in J-Lem and especially on the Golan Heights) last spring and we expect it will be again [...]

Ah, those crafty Mullahs, ever on the watch-out for the 12th Man, uh, Imam, have spied out the nefarious rabbi father of Krusty the Clown and banned the very dolls created from the Simpsons. But you know who they really fear? Maggie. The one with the gun. It’s the Second Amendment thing, you see, what gave [...]

  Now we know their problem. They’re blinded by all the “snow”, obviously. UPDATE:  Make that thirty-five pounds of cocaine, in hollowed-out text books, found in bags in the UN mail room.