Lost in the pooper

There’s a reason archaeologists often find interesting rings in ancient crappers. The hand that wiped sometimes lost them.

Train nostalgia

Train nostalgia from O’Toole. The Great Northern’s Empire Builder‘s lounge and observation car:

“In addition to beverages, cigars, and cigarettes, the menu offers a few toiletries such as a comb or toothpaste. It also has valet-service prices for pressing clothes: $1 for a two-piece suit; $1.25 for a three-piece; etc. (multiply by 10 to approximate today’s dollars)…”

Cigars and cigarettes are verboten today on Government (Amtrak) Railroad.

Via Streamliner Memories

UPDATE:  You had to wear a suit, notice, and you had to have the coin. Passenger trains were for the upperclass, even the elite. Lower classes couldn’t afford the fare of a long-distance train like the Empire Builder. A first class sleeper, a private room, cost hundreds of dollars a day and night.

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Happy Hanukah

CYA at (F)amous (B)ut (I)ncomptent

As a retired FBI agent/friend once told me, the feds couldn’t find their asses with both hands. But they can sure cover their asses, eh FBI?

In a stunning display, a man who is a recognized government watchdog and had given Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz documents showing federal officials ignored the relationship among Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, and Rosatom, the Russian company that purchased Uranium One, had his home raided by the FBI, despite the fact that his status was protected by law.”

What law? Fart, Barf & Itch don’t follow no steenking law.

“It involved some 16 agents making a house call on whistleblower Dennis Nathan Cain. The problem here seems to be that Cain is blowing the whistle on federal law enforcement (or the nonfeasance thereof) in matters pertaining to the Clinton crime family. As if that weren’t enough, Robert Mueller’s past service as FBI Director is implicated as well.”

Famous But Incompetent has a lot of asses to find and cover this time. They’ll probably miss a few. But, as always, there’ll be lots of innocents for them to intimidate.

Via PowerLineBlog

Rule 5: Sharia Barbie

Ninety-three percent of Muslim women in Malaysia are victims of (F)emale (G)enital (M)utilation. Coming soon to the U.S. too. You can bet even more have been beaten since the Koran sanctions it. Then there’s Silicon Valley.

Tyson has three accusers now

“…Dr Katelyn N. Allers of Bucknell University claimed deGrasse Tyson groped her at an event in 2009. Another woman, Ashley Watson, claimed…she quit her former job as his assistant in response to repeated inappropriate sexual advances he made toward her.

“Both allegations came to light about a year after musician Tchiya Amet claimed that deGrasse Tyson raped her when they were both graduate students. He is yet to comment on the allegations.”

I never liked this guy since he blatantly promoted global warming on his Cosmos television series. He’s too much like Bill Nye for my taste. But, then, my taste runs more to the Mr. Wizard of my childhood.

California Dims steal election–legally

“California Democrats ‘stole’ the midterm election using a new method that is illegal elsewhere but completely legal in the Golden State: a practice called ‘ballot harvesting,’ which allows third parties to submit mail-in ballots for voters.”

Used to be you had to be dead, or an illegal, to vote Dim in Mexifornia. Now you just need to not show up.

Via Breitbart

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