Category Archives: Slick Willie

Drunk as a skunk as usual

Seen some very funny videos of Slick Willie’s missus pratfalling down some stone steps in Mumbai. Twice in the space of ten seconds. Like her other pratfalls down wooden steps and a concrete curb during her (snort) campaign for prez.

It would behoove her to stay out of the public view until she sobers up. But she can’t help herself. She’s drunk as a skunk most of the time. Apparently.

Via Twitter

UPDATE:  HRC fractures wrist slipping in India resort bathtub. Obviously she didn’t sober up even after the stone stairs fiasco.


Slick Willie’s Memorial

Show us the proof, you perpetual liar

What fool could possible trust our little Barry Hussein’s sanctioning of Russia by expelling diplomats, closing their private property and, presumably, soon imposing economic punishment as well. All for the Rooskie’s alleged hacking of the DNC and the Hildafelon’s unsecured classified information, thereby meddling in the presidential election. Show us the proof, you perpetual liar.

Why would Russia want to defeat the easily-bribed Clinton Crime Syndicate in favor of the unpredictable Trump who already has more money than he knows what to do with? Unlike Hussein’s antisemitic strike against Israel, which showed whose side he has been on all along, this latest bit of political theater is strictly a diversion. Quick, look at the squirrel! It is merely a side effect that, in drawing the inevitably mockery of the Russians, it promises resumption of the Cold War, perhaps even an eventual hot one.

UPDATE:  The administration has released a report with little to no actual proof, just repetition of the accusations. Chief Dim lapdog, the WaPo, then came out with story of Russian hacking of a Vermont electric company with invasive malware. Private cybersecurity firms quickly pointed out the malware is commonly available and, moreover, was only found on a company laptop with no connection to the grid. Even Rolling Stone, of all sources, finds the story “stinky.” But you’re sure to see it in your local news with no objections, since the news media sheep follow the leader, wagging their tails behind them.

MORE: Commonly available, indeed. And Ukrainian to boot. Perhaps Barry’s intel lapdogs confused Ukraine and Russia.

Meanwhile, her support dwindles


Clintons never say sorry. Never introspect aloud. Always have an excuse.

UPDATE:  Even Putin is trolling her:  “Democrats are losing on every front and looking for people to blame everywhere,” Putin said in answer to a Russian TV host… “They need to learn to lose with dignity.” As if.


Four more days


Probably not a good idea if you’re contemplating putting a Trump sign in your yard or a sticker on your car. Unless you have enough money to fix the inevitable damages. There’s no one more intolerant of other people’s opinions than a Democrat.

UPDATE POST TRUMP VICTORY: Hahahahahahaha! Up the Deplorables!

Hillary’s threat to the Russians

We know the Hildabeast is bellicose. For a woman whose gender is supposed to be about cooperation, she is as competitive as any male. She engineered the death of Gaddafi who, for all his faults, was on our side at last. But now, incredibly, she’s talking about threatening the Russians, who have the nuclear arsenal Iran can only dream about.

Her major declared threat to them is to impose a no-fly zone over Syria, the same idea her husband Slick Willie championed and imposed on Iraq back in the 90s. But except for a few Turkish and other fighter-bombers over Syria, the majority of fliers and their aircraft are Russian.

Which explains why Putin’s government has been running civil defense exercises and talking about nuclear war. Even to the point of mentioning (at length) their new RS-28 Sarmat missile, dubbed the Satan 2, whose seventeen nuclear warheads they have pointedly claimed could wipe out a geographical area the size of Texas.

The Democrats are running new campaign ads claiming Trump would start a nuclear war, but other than a few naive remarks about nuclear weapons, he hasn’t threatened the only other nuclear power of any significance. Only the Democrat candidate has done that.

Not that the Russians likely would waste an RS 28 on us. Well, maybe on Houston with its oil terminals, which might takeout Louisiana, Arkansas and parts of Mississippi. More likely they would all go to the east and west coasts: DC, NYC, and LA. Maybe Felonia would figure that out in time and not let the confrontation get too hot.

She’s a notorious liar, after all, as well as a criminal. Maybe her no-fly zone is just more campaign bullshit, like her phony plan to tax the rich. We can only hope.

Obama the actor and Hillary the body double

The Z man is quite funny sometimes, and none more so than in these final days of the quadrennial presidential whizbang, the circus Felonia keeps skipping, sleeping her way through the campaign, and sending her body doubles out to debate Trump.

Who is ever more desperate to wipe off the slime the Democrat news media (80 to 85 percent of big media, as Rudy G. recently put it) keeps pouring on him.

“…the one thing about Bubba that we can probably say with certainty,” writes the Z man. “His entire life has been organized around getting laid….Hillary is different…For all anyone knows, she could be a head in a jar and those old fat women we see waddling around from time to time are just body doubles…All of her capers somehow involve her putting cash in her purse. Back in Arkansas, she was the one involved in the phony land deals, bank jobs and influence peddling. Today, she is the one running the money laundering operations, that necessitated the secret e-mail system…”

And Obama? Is he real or is he Memorex, as an old television ad once had it? The Z Man again: “Obama may as well be an actor, for as much as anyone knows about the guy. Even after all these years, his back story remains a mystery to most Americans. He’s simply the young version of  Morgan Freeman playing President in Deep Impact. Staff write his speeches, prepare him for the fake interviews they stage for the public and otherwise direct every aspect of his public performance.”

And he is incredbily boring. Even his cow of a wife, Moochele, is merely a creditable stand-in for Chewbacca. Better looking, maybe, in a way, than the other animals in Star Wars, but still a wookie.

Via The Z Man