Category Archives: Obituaries


Felonia preps for 2020

The (fortunately) dumb bomber

The late Mark Anthony Conditt started out scaring people in Austin and the rest of Texas for almost three weeks with his sometimes deadly, always crippling, porch and roadside bombs. He even picked up the pace the last few days of his life. Fortunately.

For instead of being patient and taking his time, he stupidly sent two bomb packages through FedEx. Thus he cooked his own goose. Fortunately for us he and most of the rest of these killers are usually pretty dumb despite their seeming expertise.

Via Austin American Statesman

Al-the-jerk humiliates a sleeping woman

This is what Al Franken, the jerk comedian and moron of the Senate, will be remembered for—humiliating a sleeping women by groping her breasts.

How The Democrats Lost The White Working Class

“These voters are Democrats by birth, a tradition carried on from New Deal-Democrat paternity who fundamentally started breaking with their party when they began cutting them loose after flirting with their support during the 2006 midterm elections. It’s been a decade since they offered voters moderate Democratic candidates.

“Since then white, traditional-values, working-class, predominantly male voters have been severed from their party so they could build an urban- and cosmopolitan-centered coalition of minorities, elites and women.”

Which is why the Democrat party today is a smoldering hulk of finger-pointing bitterness: The Media wasn’t loyal enough. The FBI was fascist. Racism. Got to be Racism. Sexism. That’s the ticket. Hahahaha. Losers.

Read It All.

Bring out your dead!

The old cry of the black plague cities will have a whole new meaning as the presidential election nears. The ruling class’s Democrat enforcers can’t help themselves. This is how they’ve always won elections.

To paraphrase someone I can’t recall offhand: My mother never voted for a Democrat until after she died.

Via Drudge

Rule 5: Stephanie Magon Ramirez


Not our normal plus-sized model, but a tribute to a beautiful young Colombian model who was beaten to death and dumped naked on a Mexico City street last month. Life can be so pitiless.

The Press Corpse

Biased against Trump and proud as punch of it. ‘Cause they and their pals in the ruling class know the truth, you see, and the rest of us great unwashed had best take their word for it and like it.

Instapundit: “Yep. Every four years the GOP nominee is literally Hitler, only to be resurrected as one of the ‘good Republicans’ later in contrast to the new guy who’s literally Hitler.”

Or not, as their declining fortunes (steadily losing subscribers, viewers and advertisers) ought to show them. But they’re slow learners. Obviously. Or else they paid way too close attention to the so-called scholars who learned ’em.

As the decaying corpse of their dwindling profession slowly rots.

Via FoxNews.