Category Archives: Slippery Joe

Turniphead screws up the vaccine

“President Joe Biden has officially botched the rollout of the coronavirus vaccine, as his Food and Drug Administration (FDA) suspended the use of Johnson & Johnson’s vaccine Tuesday because of just six reported claims of blood clotting.”

Out of seven million jabs. Seven. Million. Shots.

Via Breitbart

UPDATE: Trump protests a “terrible disservice to the world.” That’s our Turniphead. Napping, no doubt.

MLB woke, will it go broke?

Caves to President Turnip Head by moving the all-star game. Screwing black-majority Atlanta in the process. And MLB’s not majority black like the NFL which you would expect to do this.

Stumblebum

Slippery Joe’s stumble (three of them) on the steep stairs to Air Force One is a depth-perception problem of his dementia, not the wind as his idiot press secretary claimed. Of course she couldn’t mention his dementia, which will eventually hinder his teleprompter reading for speeches, too.

Interestingly, his stair-climbing problems may lead to a gentler, two- or three-level climb for future presidents. Trump used to say that he admired the way the youthful Bronco ran up and down the stairs, which Trump couldn’t do. We can suppose Harris will try to if she has to replace Pedo Joe before his term ends. Otherwise, the problem will be fixed somehow. Otherwise the stumblebum will keep it up.

You go, Joe!

“I’m happy to take questions, if that’s what I’m supposed to do, Nance. Whatever you want me to do.”

His picture then disappeared, replaced by a White House symbol.

Via Twatter

FEMA slow as ever

Now that the Texas electric grid is stabilized, FEMA is sending diesel generators. Bottled water would help more.

UPDATE: Finally, millions of bottles of bottled water, with the help of the Defense Department and the Texas National Guard

Gas prices thanks to Pedo Joe

“Gas prices are shooting up faster than the Biden vote count at 2 AM”

Via Kevin Sorbo on Twatter

Creepy Joe’s tricks

Creepy Joe’s snub of Israel is just his latest slick trick. His “Buy America” policy is only for companies with unions. And the obligatory “diversity.” Seems his former boss is wagging his puppet arms and pulling his strings too.