Category Archives: Porn

The man behind the bunny

Really good docuseries on Amazon Prime. American Playboy: The Hugh Hefner Story. “Or, at least, how I remember it.” Remember he died at age 91, still rolling over in the clover with 20ish Playmates.

Rule 5: Ashley Mattingly

2011 Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly of Austin killed herself, according to the Travis County medical examiner. Sister said she couldn’t shake opiod habit and alcoholism.

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Rule 5: Alexis Adams

Tesla porn

Porn “actress” Taylor Jackson gets it on in a self-driving Tesla. I’ll link to it because it’s become a Net phenom.

The Pocket Pussy

Amazon has outdone itself in the sexual “wellness” department. Strictly X-rated.

I thought about posting the PP’s picture but decided not to. Go see it and other, uh, tools of the trade here. Don’t miss the sex dolls, inflatable and headless, and, especially, the hands-free model.

Fanny Hill’s delightful romps

Fanny Hill is allegedly the oldest erotic novel in the English language. Published in 1749, it is distinguished by the fact that it contains no bad words.

Nary a f**k or a c**t or a c**k or a pr**k. The latter two are usually referred to as machines. Or engines. And then described at, uh, length. With a rosy head.

Pornographers were a lot more inventive in those days. Nevertheless, it was, in former centuries, one of the most frequently banned books.”

No surprise there, as it is erotic as all get-out, and would attract the attention of prudes to a fare-thee-well. In fact it was banned when it was published and sold only in pirated versions. So it’s not startling that the University of London has banned it from the curriculum, fearing it will offend students. Particularly the liberal female ones. Couldn’t offend the males, not the majority of them.

I’m rereading it. And enjoying Fanny’s delightful romps as I did when I was, oh, in my thirties or thereabouts. It’s not quite as good as Anne Rice’s “Sleeping Beauty” trilogy. But only because Rice’s is more modern. Fanny Hill’s sentences are so godawful long it’s easy to lose your place. But it’s worth the effort. I recommend it. It beats “Shades of Grey” all hollow.

Via Power Line Blog

Got tired of losing money, I guess

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Playboy brings, ahem, back the nudes. Was not aware they had left, but I tired of PB long ago. Must be a challenge to compete with the ubiquity of Internet porn. But giving up the nekkid wimins entirely clearly isn’t the solution.