How stupid are you?

“…Franken uses the words ‘greeting’ and ’embrace’ and ‘hug’ as synonyms for groping the ladies. Having deeply deliberated how anyone might be offended by a ‘greeting,’ he now understands. Enlightenment has dawned. When he grabs the lady’s ass, he doesn’t necessarily have her at ‘hello.'”

His Thanksgiving “apology” really is a test of how stupid the reader is. It takes the booby prize. But one senses it will be enough for the “leadership” of the Senate. Boobies all. And likely gropers themselves. Shame.

Via Power Line blog.

Can Franken stay in the Senate?

Two more women have complained of groping. That makes four on groping, one on stalking. The moron of the senate won’t last long at this rate, no matter how abject his apologies.

Via Breitbart.

UPDATE:  “The Thanksgiving statement issued by Minnesota Senator Al Franken on ventures in grope and grin photographs poses a test for Minnesota voters and Minnesota media. It is a sort of intelligence test. How stupid are you? Franken is betting that we are on par with the vegetable kingdom’s cabbage and potato.” The Dem leadership certainly is.

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Rule 5: Inna Kulin

Getting rid of Franken…

…will take more than the Democrats. Or the GOPe and the RINOS.  Even the Hildabeast praised his contrition. Oh blather. The moron will ride it out.

Via Breitbart.

UPDATE:  Even with a third accuser? Breitbart’s calling her the second accuser but apparently only because he got handsy with her like he did with the first one. The second one called him out for stalking.

MORE:  Two more anonymice accuse him of groping. The plot thickens.

Saving the Alamo

Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush wants to save the “crumbling” Alamo by closing the streets in front of the chapel to heavy buses and trucks and other vehicles.

Via PJMedia

Al-the-jerk humiliates a sleeping woman

This is what Al Franken, the jerk comedian and moron of the Senate, will be remembered for—humiliating a sleeping women by groping her breasts.

Franken under the sex gun

Couldn’t happen to a finer senator if I do say so myself. Two sexual harassment accusers. I love it.

“There is no rational reason to doubt the truth of Tweeden’s accusations [which include a photo], no legitimate defense of Franken’s actions, and no ambiguity here at all: Franken should resign from the Senate immediately. Democrats should call for him to step down straightaway. This revelation is a test of the Democratic Party’s consistency, honesty, and decency. If Democrats wish to preserve whatever moral standing they have today, they must exhort Franken to leave the Senate, with no hesitation or reservations.”

The Dems have no moral standing. They’ll pass and let Franken’s denial hold for now.

Via Slate.

UPDATE: Priceless comment from Dantes at Instapundit: “It’s gonna get fun. Franken is the Senate/House index case, like Weinstein was for Hollywood. This is going to embolden a lot of people coming out of the woodwork to make accusations of sexual harrassment against Senators and Congressman. Go long on Schadenfreude and popcorn.” Especially popcorn. Put the feet up.

MORE: PowerLine’s Scott Johnson on Franken-the-jerk: “The photograph is a killer. It is incriminating, but it is more than that. In the context of Tweeden’s account, it is devastating. It shows Franken gleefully humiliating Tweeden. It demonstrates his malice.”