Naw, I’m not going to write any of those shabby play-on-words. I won’t even throw up the picture of the famous Weiner Mobile of that hot dog company, you know, the one they drive around town advertising their, uh, meat.
But now that there’s a stripper involved (shades of Wilbur Mills and Fanny Foxe, if your memory extends all the way back to 1974, and wouldn’t Wilbur have lost it with a Twitter account?), this deal is really getting out of hand.
Uh, oh. Never mind. I said I wouldn’t, and I won’t. Nope. Not here. This is a family blog. I won’t even do it in Russian like some people I know.
Ann Coulter, now, whose humor on this subject I will not repeat here, is a very funny read. As usual. Don’t miss it.
UPDATE: New York Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner admits he lied. He, ahem, did send that “crotch shot” photo to a young woman he met on the Internet, unbeknownst to his new, Muslim, wife. And, of course, the pol refuses to resign. Doesn’t matter. He’s toast.
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