Crackberry

"In Austin, Texas, Hohlt Pecore, 7, and his sister, Elsa, 4, have complicated relationships with their mother’s BlackBerry. ‘I feel very annoyed,’ says Hohlt. ‘She’s always concentrating on that blasted thing.’"

One advantage, I’ve heard, for people who don’t have them but work for people who do, is their bosses spend so much time with the things that once-interminable planning meetings are shorter than usual, and the boss more distracted than usual. That’s bad, though, if you need a decision in a hurry.

Via Instapundit