Dust masks

This was the year I was going to sell dust masks at South by Southwest. But I forgot. Maybe it’s not too late. It’s the Zilker Park concerts that create the biggest demand, especially after these recent few years of drought. It’s like the Depression-era Panhandle out there, with billows of earth just waiting to fly up your nostrils. Folks come from all over the world to suck up our dust. Get your dust mask here! Where? Um, haven’t decided exactly where yet. The Fat Guy has a funny take on this wheezer, though.