From the, "If it ain’t broke, government will fix it until it is" department:
Congress has banned "distributing children’s books printed before 1985."
Why? Because the ink might contain lead. Are our pols brilliant? They probably only watch TV anyhow.
Via Instapundit.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Oh boy… they are stupid indeed.
Should create some nice business for bookstores in Canada, Mexico, Europe, etc. All black market, of course.