“All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will
not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have
hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the
sealed booth.
“This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and
expensive trials.
“This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in
the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, ‘Attention,
standby passengers! We now have a seat available on flight number…'”
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Yeah, that machine will buy my vote anytime.
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Never happen, of course. Pity. Just about foolproof. And so efficient.
In the inmortal words of Harvey Korman in “Blazzing Saddles” :
“Hmm, kinky ….but I like it!”
Dick, my supervisor, a retired Air Force Master Sargent, has a sign by his desk which states:
“The trouble with designing foolproof systems is that they underestimate the ingeniunity of fools!”