Charles at Dustbury has discovered that the makers of Cheese Whiz have figured out a way to make the stuff without cheese. Whoop-de-do.
Back off, I say, those folks down in Port Arthur have to do something with all that petro waste they produce while filling your cars with gasoline. They can’t dump it ALL in the Gulf.
Besides, I do assure you from my very own personal experience, there’s not a 13-year-old boy on the planet who could tell the difference.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Oddly enough, it does have a beneficial effect in fighting colon cancer.
Really.
That’s hard to believe. Where’s your source?
I read it in Parade magazine some years ago. It’s gotta be true.
Here’s a recent mention:
http://www.shape.com/healthy-eating/diet-tips/junk-food-thats-good-you?page=2
Thanks for the link. But I wonder if the benefit was lost when they took the cheese out? Or were they smart enough to leave that part in?
The good thing about the boys you mention is you could feed them anything. When they grow up and educated, like my son now, they read those detailed labels and turn their noses…
Mr. B. has an early start, apparently. He is very picky about real food. Junk food with all its chemicals, however, he never turns down.