Hanukkah is not for the squeamish. Nor the two-state solution.
It’s not really about kids, gifts, fried potatoes or candles. It’s straight-up militarism, oh yeah, a victory celebration in a multimillenial conflict: “a reminder that Obama’s war on Jerusalem was preceded long before him by Antiochus’s war on Jerusalem.”
More timely news for the eight days from Sultan Knish.
UPDATE: Then there’s the “humor” version via Heeb.