Who is more boring than Barry?

Why our likely next president, of course. The well known thief and liar Ma Barker is absurdly boring, with her silly platitudes and outright falsehoods. With her avalanche of cliches and pablum about problems with no solutions, Ma will make the pedestrian, mendacious Barry almost eloquent in retrospect.

Eight years of Ma Barker and her babble about how “it takes a village, etc.” will make the presidency even more irrelevant than Barry has. Maybe with the continuing charade of Ma and her sex criminal of a husband, we can finally agree to downsize the federal monstrosity and dispense with presidents altogether?

One response to “Who is more boring than Barry?

  1. I am lately leaning towards monarchy. And not a benevolent kind, mind you.