Category Archives: Scribbles

Bottle Trees

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Now here’s something every Southern garden needs, and probably some Northern ones as well, although it’s more of a Southern, particularly a Mississippi, thing. Indeed, so Mississippi that a company there in Sunflower, a real town in the famous Delta, sells this unique African-American yard art in Bottle Tree kits on the Web, with welded "tree" stand and all the bottles you need, including the traditional cobalt blue. For roughly $100 you can start trapping evil spirits like the old Africans did. The rancho’s order is in.

Afterburners at sunset

Rockin’, top-gun aerial movie-making of the Swiss Air Force at play in the Alps. Mirage IIIs, F-5s, and F-18 Hornets burn down the sky. Will get your heart pounding.

Via OpFor 

UPDATE  MaryAnn, a commenter at OpFor, posted this: "Video reminds me of a time a few years back skiing on a glacier in Switzerland when one of them flew up from *below* out of nowhere and then over us so close we could see the pilot in the cockpit. I ended up flat on my back looking up at the empty sky."

 

Shocking revelation

Quietly, surreptitiously, Coca Cola and Pepsi offend Islam. Observe.

Austin City Limits Festival

Since Friday night, eight people have gotten free ambulance rides to area hospitals from the annual Austin City Limits Festival concerts, because of dehydration from the heat and humidity. Two hundred sixty-eight have been evaluated but not transported.

See this good aerial view of the park and crowd before you arrive. Or, use the wonders of the Internet to attend it from home.

It’s always hot at this deal in Zilker Park–which draws people from all over the country and some of the world–and sometimes incredibly dusty. This year the last day today could be extremely wet and muddy.

The Austin-Travis County EMS reminds fest goers to watch for the telltale signs of heat overload including weakness, dizziness, nausea and vomiting, and to stay hydrated throughout the day.

UPDATE  The National Weather Service is calling for a 70 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms today, but Austin meteorologist Troy Kimmel doesn’t think the rain will get heavy before Monday when a cold front comes through. Nevertheless, the weather service has issued a flash flood watch starting this afternoon through Monday afternoon, with rain totals of 1 to 3 inches expected and spotty totals of up to six inches.

Back in the saddle again

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Well, more or less. Gene Autry has been dead since 1998. Nevertheless his name gets invoked in some auction materials that came in the mail (Lord knows why) announcing the Sept. 22 sale of his uncle’s place, the T.L. Autry Ranch, near Gene’s hometown of Tioga, Texas. "This historic 116.89 (+/-) acres is the ultimate hideaway, just minutes from I-35 and Lake Ray Roberts."

If you’re not in the real estate market, there’s always the Gene Autry Centennial celebration next year in Tioga (where the child Gene shined shoes in the barber shop), a town so destitute that parts of it were auctioned off in 1982. I know. I was there. Hardly anyone bought anything–not even the barber shop. But the centennial looks like fun, and if you can’t wait there’s the annual Autry festival next month in Parker, Texas. But, then, I was always a fan of "America’s favorite singing cowboy." I was, in fact, unaware if there was another one. When other kids swooned over Roy Rogers or the Lone Ranger, I would just smile and whistle "Back In The Saddle Again."

The key to it all

Instapundit calls it a fatwa to get behind: the death of the caps lock key. No more teenage trolls yelling at the top of their digital lungs. Then, maybe, we can get enough interest in something that’s really useful, such as an em-dash key!

Yippee Eye Oh Kye Ay

I’m an old Cowhand,

From the Rio Grande,

And I learned to ride,

‘Fore I learned to stand,

I’m a ridin’ fool who is up to date, 

I know every trail in the Lone Star State,

‘Cause I ride the range in a Ford V-8,

Yippee Eye Oh Kye Ay.

                                —Bing Crosby