Category Archives: The Culture

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Straight into the pages of Cameron Diaz’s new book, apparently. Must be a voluminous tome.

Headline writers are supposed to be immune to these mistakes, what with all their vaunted checkers and backups. Obviously management is skimping on the backups at E!

Via Volokh Conspiracy.

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Rule 5: Happy Valentines

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When Old Ironsides shelled Da Nang

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It was in the spring of 1845, according to the USS Constitution Museum, at the Charlestown Navy Yard in Massachusetts, where Old Ironsides is docked nearby, still afloat after more than 200 years.

Captain John “Mad Jack” Percival was then in charge of the pride of the American Revolution’s world cruise and he ordered the shelling that redistributed some of the tile on the roofs of old Da Nang. Back then the French had dubbed it Tourane—or soup bowl—for the shape of its harbor on the South China Sea.

Percival was acting on behalf of what he thought were some unfairly detained French missionaries, though the Vietnamese emperor Thiệu Trị considered them disruptive. I alluded to the incident in my Vietnam war novel The Butterfly Rose, which focuses not only on our war there but the 19th century French invasion as well.

I didn’t give much space to the shelling, apparently done by the ship’s starboard Paixhans guns, the first naval guns designed to fire explosive shells, being preoccupied by my fictional French Foreign Legion assault on Hoi An a few miles south and almost 20 years in the future, during the American civil war.

So it’s good to see the museum website’s offering of the story and you should give it a read to appreciate just how long ago American involvement in that part of the world began—almost a hundred years older than the accepted 1950s version of most contemporary histories.

Our post WWII role as world policeman, it seems, is much older than we think.

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Rule 5: Christina Yeo

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How you know when an autobiography isn’t

“Autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats,”…has to be one of George Orwell’s most brilliant remarks.

It resonates with me and, from what I’ve seen in almost 70 years of living, it applies generally. Certainly to Wormtongue who not only lied in his candy-coated “autobiography” but even lied about having written it. Making it no “auto” biography at all.

But, like his former terrorist mentor Bill Ayers—the recently confessed author of Worm’s scurrilous book—our first black president is a sociopath with no conscience.

One super bowl ad you won’t see tonight

It’s a trifle provocative even for my tastes, but Daniel Defense deserves its own point-of-view and, if it wasn’t for an anti-gunner in the White House you’d probably be able to see this ad when (if) you watched the super bowl tonight.

But you won’t. Not sure whether Fox killed it or the NFL did. Could be the later.Might be they’d fear losing their tax status. That’s right. The $9.5 billion NFL is a 501 (c) 6 nonprofit, meaning they are exempt from federal taxes, if you can believe that.

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Rule 5: Candice Huffine

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