Rule 5: Candice Huffine

Once more—with feeling! And how.

Futility

“I turned in my gun to stop gun violence. I sold my refrigerator to fight obesity. I cancelled my credit cards to stop fraud. I sold my car to stop drunk drivers. I threw away all my pens and pencils to avoid future spelling errors.”

ClintonMSix14 on Twitter

The latest Austin bombing

This one last night in far Southwest Austin, the fourth, was very Palestinian. It was apparently packed with nails which peppered the leg of at least one of two seriously injured young men.

The bomber would seem to live in South Austin as that’s near where most of the blasts have occurred. Still miles away from the rancho. But we’ll now start watching for suspicious packages and discarded backpacks.

UPDATE:  Police chief says this one was a roadside bomb with possibly a trip-wire that got two young men on bicycles. That will put the fear in Austin’s plethora of bicyclists.

MORE: A security expert with Stratfor says the bomber seems to be trying to encircle the city, having struck in Northeast, East, Southeast and now Southwest. Which could mean that West or Northwest are next. Close to the rancho.

Artemis

The Martian author Andy Weir has done it again with Artemis, a police procedural on the moon. The characters are sharply drawn and engaging but the real star is the Artemis moon city and the precisely correct life therein and thereout on EVAs. Makes me want to visit, if not actually live there. Can’t wait for his next one.

Shadow puppets on the wall

Yep, we’re in Plato’s Cave, awaiting the next shoe to drop in the continuing saga of the phony Hillary-inspired Resistance. McCabe got the boot, as recommended by his own in-house inspector general not The Donald as the Resistance would have you believe.

But now it’s time for Trump to fire Mueller. Yep fire his ass good and proper.

“Harry Truman had a sign on his desk that said, ‘the buck stops here.’ It’s time for Trump to put that back on display, bite the bullet, and do what’s best for the country.”

Via PJMedia

Rule 5: Candice Huffine

Everything to like about a big girl except, maybe, her upper arms are a bit skinny. Oh well, Candice is still a babe.

Drunk as a skunk as usual

Seen some very funny videos of Slick Willie’s missus pratfalling down some stone steps in Mumbai. Twice in the space of ten seconds. Like her other pratfalls down wooden steps and a concrete curb during her (snort) campaign for prez.

It would behoove her to stay out of the public view until she sobers up. But she can’t help herself. She’s drunk as a skunk most of the time. Apparently.

Via Twitter

UPDATE:  HRC fractures wrist slipping in India resort bathtub. Obviously she didn’t sober up even after the stone stairs fiasco.