Our pal Akaky, one of the (apparently few) literate denizens of the upper regions of the Vampire State, frequently works at trying to be funny. And sometimes he scores big, as in this post of the preceding headline:
“One would think, given that the dead are, in fact, dead, and therefore have no further need for an excretory system that they would choose to inhabit some other portion of the house, like the living room, the bedrooms, or the kitchen, rooms redolent with time and family memory, unlike the bathroom, which is only redolent of last night’s dinner.”
Read on. If you need a good laugh. And who doesn’t?
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 