Joey Hairplugs, who seems to live for sounding like a tough guy, epitomizes Cactus Jack Garner’s famous remark that the vice presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm spit.
But when it comes to firearms advice, Slow Joe is an actual moron who advises Americans to break the law and injure their neighbors by firing shotguns in the air to ward off burglars. Or as the NRA puts it “As often as he puts his foot in his mouth, it’s a wonder Vice-President Joe Biden can walk.”
Oh, I don’t think he walks. He may not remember how. He”s been sucking on the federal teat his whole life and very probably only rides, in limos at our tax expense.
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