Doesn’t everyone get one? Or are they restricted to obese black women on welfare in Ohio who voted for Commissar Barry?
And who fixes my Obamaphone when it breaks? If it’s like FEMA, I know it will be broken in a week or less. I need to look into this. True, I didn’t vote for the commissar and I live in a state that didn’t either, but at least I didn’t make any anti-Muslim film he didn’t like. Surely he’s not going to be so petty as to deny me my free stuff?
Lots of free stuff is going to be distributed soon, I’ve heard, before Queen Michelle takes off on another one of her million-dollar vacations and Commissar Barry gets down to playing some serious golf.
What, you thought he was going to fix the economy? Ha. The most incompetent and dishonest president in American history hasn’t got a clue.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 