No, no, not the Windsors, the Obamas. King Barry and Queen Michelle and their two little princesses.
Our first Affirmative Action president, his Affirmative Action wife (how do you think these bozos got into Columbia, Princeton and Harvard?) and their soon-to-be Affirmative Action daughters. AA (which does not stand for Alcoholics Anonymous but probably should) means advancing to the front of every line for free. It’s a color deal, whitey, you wouldn’t understand.
A little more than half of you chumps voted for these layabouts (again), and the high-spending, high-taxing, high-unemployment they are guaranteed to bring for the next four years. So enjoy this and the rest of their vacations vicariously, on the front pages of the tabloids at your favorite supermarket’s checkout line. What with the rising cost of food, it’s the only way you will enjoy them a vacation. And you deserve it.
UPDATE: While they’re gone, the royal family will leave behind 54 Xmas trees in the WH. One, obviously, wasn’t enough for your big spenders. Sure aren’t concerned about the national debt, are they? You’re surprised?
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