Give the whole Middle East to Israel. The “Arab Spring” would truly blossom. The garbage will be picked up, instead of scattered in the streets, the economies will vastly improve, the stonings of women for adultery and the hanging of homosexuals for, uh, homosexuality, will cease—and, as a bonus, our gas prices will go down! Yay!
Not to mention that the legacy news media, the UN, and the politicians can finally stop whining about how a solution to the Israeli-Palestinian “problem” is the key to Middle East peace. They could go do some honest work for a change. (Fat chance.)
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 