Life, that is, with such critters as the Messiah of the Jews and the UFO Man in the Mold Pit where Akaky works in Our Happy Little Burg. Which he says is 65 miles north of de Blasio’s demented NYC though still in the Vampire State. Just not quite far enough north to be in the dreaded Upstate where as Akaky says “the trees grow without permission of the Parks Department.”
I always knew New York was a weird place and have, thusly, avoided it lo these many years. But Akaky at least makes it readable. Check it out.
Via The Passing Parade.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 