Now you don’t even need a real gun to get suspended from school. A finger gun is enough. And to think I actually taught Mr. B. how to make one. Sigh.
(Note that out of the more than one hundred comments under the article at the first link, many side with the school’s policy. Sheeple.)
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Why, the boy should be grateful they didn’t put a criminal offense on his record. It may come to that yet.
I’m glad Mr. B. is leaving some of this nonsense behind. Just a few months away, now, from fifth grade.