PFC-in-Iraq humor from Teflon Don:
"I’ve seen pictures of what may happen to me if I hit my hand with a hammer, or get too close to a dirt auger. I now know that I shouldn’t play with knives, and that opening the feed tray of a weapon while it is firing may be bad for my health. I have been warned on the dangers of cigarettes, and told that I shouldn’t be drinking alcohol (not that doing so is allowed anyway). I know not to light fires inside tents, or any other enclosure, for that matter. It’s only a matter of time before we’re not allowed to throw rocks."
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 