Akaky, of the Passing Parade, tosses his cap into the ring of Democrat presidential hopefuls:
"…even the least prepared of this year’s candidates all have political war chests amounting, in some cases, in the tens of millions of dollars, whereas I, on the other hand, have some $15.63 left over from last week’s pay check, a sum that would more or less limit my political advertising to spray painting my name on buildings, cars, and unsuspecting passersby as they wander down Main Street looking for the crack dealers."
Why, you may ask? And he answers: Why not? His platform: he won’t rock the boat.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 