"The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don’t want to suggest that Al’s getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, ‘That reminds me — we have to do something about saving the polar bears.’" –Ann Coulter
Even a crank is funny sometimes. For those who want the link.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Well, it’s for sure that Ann’s skinny ass couldn’t save a polar bear from starvation. A stickman has more flesh.
Remember what they say: You can never be too rich or too thin.