Who else but a judge would sue for $65 million over a presumably lost pair of trousers? ("These are your pants." "These are not my pants.") Even if it was the second pair. Assuming, all the time, that he really doesn’t wear cuffs on his trousers. Especially after he begged the cleaners to take his apparel because they were nearby and he doesn’t have a car. Or a clue.
Via The Fat Guy
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Probably did not get the seam straight and could not break the starch. (Only an OCS Grad knows what I mean)
I doubt this guy, who cries in court in his own case, ever went near the military.