Austin’s clean (wind and solar) energy program isn’t attracting many takers. Mainly because "green energy" is more expensive than coal or gas. Oh, ho.
This is the part they didn’t tell you. Meanwhile all that extra carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is doing plenty of greening with no extra charge at all (unless you believe Al Gore). Ironic, isn’t it?
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Yeah, well, but according to Gore we all will be under the ocean by then, so wouldn’t be able to enjoy all the green stuff.
I doubt that even Gore really believes it.