I’ve said this before about other things, but it’s worth saying again in a new context. I find this news of the Secret Service operating with outdated and frequently malfunctioning, circa 1980s computer equipment, quite reassuring, actually.
As an old friend, a former government spook, likes to say, while hooting at the latest conspiracy theory of the paranoid: no agency of the federal government could find its ass with both hands. And thereby, my friends, our freedom is preserved. Imagine if they were actually efficient…
Via Dustbury.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Ha ha ha. So it’s universal then. Nice to see.
I think it is universal. Human, anyway. But probably the same story elsewhere in the universe.