If you know what’s good for you, America, you will reelect President Barack Obama — says the proud KGB spy and Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.
Next up: The Fidel Castro endorsement, followed by critical endorsements from Cesar Hugo Chavez and the Muslim Brotherhood.
(At least the Canucks have some guts. They closed their embassy in Tehran and kicked Iranian diplomats out of Ottawa. Nice to see someone in North American has balls.)
UPDATE: The lust for Putin’s endorsement apparently extended to the Dem convention:
“On the last night of the Democratic National Convention, a retired Navy four-star took the stage to pay tribute to veterans. Behind him, on a giant screen, the image of four hulking warships reinforced his patriotic message. But there was a big mistake in the stirring backdrop: those are Russian warships.”
Or was it a mistake? How could it be? Inquiring minds want to know.
MORE: Well, they say it was a mistake. But they say a lot of things.
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Cesar Chavez has already endorsed Obama.
Oops — that’s Hugo Chavez. Oh well, they’re both radicals.
Woot. You catch all my mistakes, except, now that I think on it, I believe Cesar is deceased. They named a street after him here in Austin. I confuse him with Hugo all the time. Cesar was just a rabble rouser. Hugo is the genuine tyrant.
Ha! That Russian warships story is way too cool!
Indeed.