“If only King David were alive today he may have been spared his problems caused by watching a hottie take a bath. Sure, Uriah [the Hittite] still dies but the story would only be about some saucy e-mails and a few laughable talking points.”
Commenter Matt Clegg, on the Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelly “sex” scandal, at the Orange County Register where Mark Steyn is merely funny, as usual.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
It was a good one. Kudos to Matt, whoever he is.
Yep. If King David had email, a whole lot of things would have been different.