Surely you have noticed in those sycophantic “news” photos in your local rag that the courageous badge gang’s drug busts and frequent murders always involve some modest little home like this one.
Ever seen them take down a mansion? Me neither. And I’m sure it’s only a coincidence that our latest president is a former dope smoker and coke snorter whose prep school buds also, somehow, managed to avoid arrest.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Well, only five of them. I guess it’s an old lady indulging in some weed smoking from time to time. For a real baddy they will bring about a hundred SWATters.
Oh, yes, and an armored car and an anti-tank rocket or two. I’m sure they’d love to call in an air strike, and with their new drones….