Reprise: Or, the dramatic solution

Still a brilliant idea. Too brilliant for our Democrat bureaucracy, however.

“All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will
not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have
hidden on or in your body.  The explosion will be contained within the
sealed booth.

“This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

“This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now:  you’re in
the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly
thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, ‘Attention,
standby passengers! We now have a seat available on flight number…’”

Via OCS classmate Marshall Sapperstein.

0 responses to “Reprise: Or, the dramatic solution

  1. Er… wouldn’t work. To be politically correct, such machine should take in several people at a time, each representing a different ethnic group. So there.

  2. Dick Stanley's avatar Dick Stanley

    It’s not PC to begin with. PC would have to go out the window, along with some other baloney. But it’s fun to contemplate, anyhow.