Just a little late to the party, but I really like these Mark Steyn parody lyrics to the old George Benson wheezer.
My Sharia Amour, pretty little girl in your chador.
One of only four that I beat sore. How I wish that I had five.
My Sharia Amour, I got her from an imam in Lahore
In her burqa, this chick could take away your breath
But don’t even glance, or I’ll have to have her stoned to death
Allah-la-la-la-la, Allah-la-la-la-la
I’m like Bernie, I guess, just can’t get enough of mocking the goat lovers. (Altho he goes a lot farther, calling them camel humpers and dune-coons.) Seems fair since we’re going to have to be putting up with their religious war for another century or so—while our feckless pols try to explain it away as “a religion of peace.”
Say what you will about religious violence in general, Islam is the only one that specifically requires husbands to beat their wives.
But I’m sure mockery is a lot easier when you’re not living in their direct line of fire.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Mocking doesn’t get to them. The skin is too insensitive.
It’s not for them. It’s for me/us.
You’d better stop before you make them want to kill you. It’s a matter of honor, you know. Poor darlings.
I don’t worry about that because of where I live. I’d be a lot more circumspect if I lived in Michigan.