Flat as the prairie

Perfect tabloid headline, in this case written by a blogger: “I totally forgot that I had nothing under my suit.”

All about a Russian speed skater named Olga (what else?) who won an Olympic bronze and then unzipped the front of her skin-tight costume, forgetting she had nothing on under it. Supposedly highly embarrassed. Uh huh.

It’s classic tabloid headline bait-n-switch.

Although she’s pretty in the face, the pictures show the poor thing has no shape to speak of. Indeed, Olga’s flat as the prairie in the winter, with or without snow.