Back before the Internet, when newspapers were still rolling in the dough, they wrapped their “reports” around big black-n-white lingerie ads, mostly for brassieres. To the delight of adolescent boys and old men alike.
Today, alas, you don’t see them so often. So consider this a public service. I’m even tossing in the below-the-waist bits for free. Now that’s generosity.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
This is a torture getup, I say. Not for the lady, of course, if you know what I mean 😉
Hmm. I can see a few shortcuts. There must be hidden others.