Casey is a running back in something called the Lingerie Football League in Canada, an excuse to watch voluptuous young women run around in costumes skimpy enough to make a Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleader blush.
Casey fills her’s out quite nicely in the video at the link. She also might be able to help the Texas Longhorns gain some yardage on UCLA on Saturday by distracting them from their business. At least she’d be easy on the eyes.
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
Not sexy, though. It is not sexy, to me, when I’d be concerned about her whuppin’ my ass if I offended her. As I recall, I offended almost every, no, make that every, woman, I have ever been with, at some point. I have no idea why the one I have now has tolerated me for so long.
It’s never wise to offend them, whatever their size. They don’t need to be able to do 50 pushups (like Casey) to get you.