Brutal reviews for Clinton’s campaign book

Campaign books generally are boilerplate boring. Obama’s was awful and made it obvious someone else wrote his Dreams From My Father. Even before his Chicago sidekick Bill Ayers confessed to doing it.

But Grandmaw? Even the reviews are brutal mockery. Hint: 83 percent of 614 reviews are one star. Example follows.

“Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week’s announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria. I didn’t want to end up exposed to the illness like her grandkids in Chelsea’s apartment she was playing with on 9/11 after she collapsed, or the little girl she was hugging in the street afterwards.

“Thought about ordering the Kindle version but I thought it might open my device up to being hacked by communist countries. I wasn’t too surprised to see Tim Kaine on the front cover giving the traditional National Socialist salute, I felt it fitting. Strongly recommended for those who believe the USA isn’t anything special and should be more like the peaceful utopias of North Korea, Iran, or Cuba.”

Read a few more, if you’ve got nothing better to do.

UPDATE:  Amazon tried to make this more palatable to ? someone, Democrats I suppose, by deleting most of the one star reviews. Didn’t work. Reviewers started clicking on five stars while leaving sarcasm like this: “I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted ‘How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit.’ Also, would like to have seen a chapter on ‘Ten easy steps to setting up your own secure server in a bathroom,’ wrote Elaine.”

2 responses to “Brutal reviews for Clinton’s campaign book

  1. Stanley,
    I ran across this one that I enjoyed:
    “5.0 out of 5 stars This book is a key that unlocks doors to life!!,

    September 15, 2016 By DB

    What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it’s like everything in my life clicked. The state department released funds from an “associate” of mine who for some odd reason was mistakenly put on the terrorist watchlist. He then invested in my “housing development” project in Saudi Arabia. Also 14 of my relatives were able to get permanant resident status and my niece got a job at a US Embassy! I suppose I could’ve saved some money by buying the version from Amazon, but by buying directly from the Clinton foundation I got a special edition that is much thicker and has pages hollowed out for future “uses”. I hope this book has an audio version because I would love to pay for play…ing it.”
    H/T Never Yet Melted

  2. Heh. Good one. Thanks.