Somehow, I don’t recall exactly how, I got roped into watching her Super Bowl halftime show on YouTube. I’d never seen her in anything before, only, like everyone else, heard her name ad nauseum. It was a pretty good show, as those things go, not that it would have been worth hundreds of dollars for a ticket to see it in person. But I was also taken by her little belly that’s threatening to fall over her briefs—shown here to appropriate effect. Age is catching up with her. Time to change costumes, Lady. Or does she go by Gaga?
THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 
What the generation of that age are just beginning to realize is that there is a reason old people wear their pants above their belly button and their shirts untucked.