The Pocket Pussy

Amazon has outdone itself in the sexual “wellness” department. Strictly X-rated.

I thought about posting the PP’s picture but decided not to. Go see it and other, uh, tools of the trade here. Don’t miss the sex dolls, inflatable and headless, and, especially, the hands-free model.

4 responses to “The Pocket Pussy

  1. The “The Pocket Pussy”, Ronco will never die.

  2. No slice-n-dice here, I hope.

  3. Pocket pussy is what a friend of mine used to call the bladder-looking device that screws on the end of a garden hose. You hook it up, shove it down the drain as far as you can, then turn the water on full blast. The bladder fills up so it’s wedged in the pipe, then it spits a strong stream of water out downstream. Sounds like the most humongous fart ever farted.

    Usually works, though.

  4. “No slice-n-dice here, I hope.”
    No, but the “Pocket Pussy” may join the “Pocket Fisherman” in immortality.