Category Archives: Mr. Boy

Of tractors, parrots and cousins

Mr. Boy enjoyed the Virginia interlude, getting to help drive a tractor at his godfather’s Shenandoah Valley vineyard and see the house parrot while maintaining a respectful distance from her curved and pointed beak. Then he got to spend a few days with his older and younger cousins from California and Mississippi who converged on Roanoke’s grandest hotel for my niece’s wedding, a get together of more than 250 relatives, friends and other guests from around the country.

He was quite good despite long hours in cars and on planes. For the latter he enjoyed the view out the window at eight miles high, remarking on the flight up there: "Mom, we’re above the Earth!" 

While my (ukulele) gently weeps

So Mr. B. comes hustling out of school Monday afternoon with the announcement that he wants to have a yard sale of his old toys. Oh, yes? He says the reason is he needs to raise money for an electric guitar. He also wants to buy a drum set for the co-leader of his new band, The Bad Boys, possibly spelled Boyz but Mr. B. isn’t much of a speller yet, as he is just learning to read and write.

So the notion of him playing an electric guitar seemed farfetched. But he was ready with an answer. His co-leader has a ukulele and he will teach it to Mr. Boy, who figures the leap from ukulele to electric guitar can’t be very wide. After explaining this he more or less forgot about it and went off and did something else entirely. But later when I asked which toys he wanted to sell, he insisted that Ms. Ellie, also known as the precocious pachyderm, would not be included, nor would any of the other stuffed animals. What he had in mind was the Wendy’s prizes, the movie tie-in stuff, all of it klunky and quickly forgettable.

Which brings me to the serendipitous moment of the day when, wandering First Things, a favorite blog, I came across this piece about the greatest uke player of this age or any other which comes with a link to a 4-minute, 32-second Youtube performance of the title of this post by the artist, the incomparable Jake Shimabukuro, a twenty-nine-year-old from Hawaii. Jake soars where six-year-olds (and the rest of us) can only dream of going. 

Thunderboomers

That’s what I’ve been calling Texas thunderstorms since the days when Mr. Boy would call for Mom at the first crash overhead preceded by a neon flash, usually late at night. Understandable. Who wouldn’t be scared at such a young age? This was at three or four. At six going on seven, however, while he doesn’t actually like them, he’s no longer particularly afraid of them. But I still call them thunderboomers.

And KVET-KASE meteorologist Troy Kimmel says we’re in for a possible few severe ones (heavy rain, damaging hail, strong straight-line winds) in the next few hours as a strong cold front makes its way southeast and slams into our high humidity (54 percent) and hot (93 degrees with a heat index of 100) afternoon, whose only indication of looming trouble has been the ovenlike breeze that’s been kicking up for the last hour or so. There’s already been a few showers around town ahead of the front, but nothing at the rancho. Details to follow.

UPDATE  Shut down the computer at 5 or so as the first storms and cloud-to-ground lightning moved in. No hail or strong winds to speak of at the rancho, but the rain was heavy enough at times to leave us half an inch. The cold front and the rain combined to drop the temperature twenty degrees. The lights went out for a few minutes but came back on. Mr. B. watched a Yu Gi Oh video through the whole thing. Ho hum.

King of The Mark

Mr. Boy gets an hour of downtime after school and snack, before I put him to his first grade homework (and usually have to get involved), and I always stay away for that period, unless he wants to talk or something. But today I happened by just as he was lifting his favorite plastic sword in the air and bellowing into the mirror "I am Theoden, King of the Mark!"

Only tonight, in our bedtime reading from The Return of the King, did we learn that while we lost Theoden in the siege of Gondor to the evil King of the Nazgul, Mr. B.’s favorite character, Aragorn, is secretly the new king of Gondor. I’ve promised him he can watch the movie triology when we’re done with the books, even though the movies are PG-13, but I’ll be secretly sorry watching the actor who played Aragorn, remembering what a whimp he is in real life. But he did play it well. Mr. B. is mostly interested in the heroics and the weaponry and longs to see some Orc blood flow. Or so he says. You never know with six-year-old boys. One minute it’s blood-n-guts and the next they’re sucking on their fingers.

I loved the big smile on his face the first time he tried on his new cub scout uniform. He gets it. 

Snow cones

Six year olds should never be admonished to hold on to their snow cone real tight. The cup just can’t handle the six-year-old grip. Immediately you have a break in the cup lining, usually near the lower extremity, so the grape and blueberry syrup start dribbling onto the floor of the garage and continue into the kitchen and beyond. Other bloggers, such as Dallas Sports Powerhouse, have found one should never put snow cones in a Dixie cup because "the bottoms just can’t handle all the [child’s] constant straw poking to slurp the last bits," but that might be a University of Texas problem, as it was discovered at last weekend’s Longhorns home game. Regular, Northwest Austin snow cone cups are stronger, apparently, for straw poking has never been a noticeable problem. Meanwhile, while we were at the beach at Port A, the snow cone trailer disappeared from the nearby shopping center, so Mr. Boy’s snow cone days are over for another year.

Tiger Cub

Mr. Boy is now a Tiger Cub, the first grade introduction to Cub Scouts. Took some cajoling yesterday to get him to go to the organization meeting at the school, but when we got there he discovered six of his friends also there. And the counselors immediately organized them and the fifty or so others into age-ordered games of flag football, tug of war and water-balloon fights. Mr. B. came home tired but pleased with himself and the whole idea. Looks like a go. Now all we need is a blue uniform shirt, a neckerchief and a belt. The "pack" forgoes the official caps, trousers and  other stuff to help parents save money. But that’s not a new thing. Fifty some odd years ago when I joined Cub Scouts they also advised you not to buy the whole rig as few others did. The shirt’s important for the patches and badges and other stuff. Some parents don’t like scouts, as they think it’s too military, but, in fact, scouting prohibits military training (other than marksmanship) and military drill–except for simple flag ceremonies. With its emphasis on love of country, spiritual growth and helping others, it is, I think, the most civilizing organization a boy can join–and still have water-balloon fights.

More first grade

After the first week of class, with the red folder and its homework assignment showing up in Mr. B.’s Superman backpack every afternoon, it’s clear that this is not his father’s elementary school.

For one thing the folder has a behavior page stapled in the front of it with three smilie faces (rather, one smilie and two frownies) for each school day. The yellow smilie is labeled "Super Day, as expected." The blue frownie is tagged "Warning," and the purple frownie’s wording is "Conference needed." So far, five days into the program, Mr. B has had only yellow smilies.

I’m glad they didn’t do this when I was in grade school. I might have been in trouble at home almost every afternoon instead of only at report card time.