Category Archives: Obamalot

Fly your dog to Martha’s Vineyard? Of course, sir.

Heard about Obongo’s newest puppy? No word yet whether it came with its very own V22 Osprey, or if he’ll need to keep using the Marine one.

Why we don’t win wars anymore

“On December 7, 1941, the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor was attacked. Three years, eight months, and eight days later, the Japanese surrendered. These days, America’s military moves at a more leisurely pace. On November 5, 2009, another U.S. base, Fort Hood, was attacked — by one man standing on a table, screaming “Allahu akbar!” and opening fire. Three years, nine months, and one day later, his court-martial finally got under way…it now takes the U.S. military longer to prosecute a case of ‘workplace violence’ than it did to win World War Two.”   —Mark Steyn.

Benghazi coverup: It’s about the Manpads

Manpads, a silly acronym for shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles. You know, the kind developed to shoot down military helicopters, which could also be used, if the user was driven by some sort of religious fanaticism, to shoot down airliners.

And 400 of them still on the loose is the reason for all the coverup about Benghazi, from Shillary’s “What difference, at this point, does it make” tantrum to the CIA’s hush-up of the survivors to Obongo’s claim of “phony scandals” unfairly diverting attention from his next ho-hum (yawn) speech.

Maybe we’ve finally got an explanation for why no aircraft were sent to help Ambassador Stevens survive.

Via Instapundit.

Feds: poverty is caused by zipcodes

That’s the latest explanation by those genius Obongo appointments at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, one of the biggest con games the pols ever produced. Until Obamacare gets rolling.

Fortunately for us, they don’t have enough bureaucrats to sort through their existing paperwork let alone enforce their latest silly rule. All it will do is further slow the economy and increase work for lawyers—which might be the intention all along.

Next up: blaming mattresses for single motherhood.

Getting the Lizard Queen into the running

Via Simply Jews And don’t miss PJMedia and its classic photo of the queen’s tantrum before Congress.

The insanity at Fort Hood

Bad enough that the Pentagon echoed the White House in calling the Jihadi massacre of 13 unarmed soldiers (and wounding of 32 more) at Fort Hood in 2009 “workplace violence,” but now there seems to be no valid reason to be trying the killer Muslim major.

“The evidence will clearly show that I am the shooter,” he testified Tuesday. Huh?

If he admits his crime, if he admits he was the one who shouted “Allah is great” while he was pulling the trigger at least 13 times, why is he even on trial? He’s not defending himself as an innocent falsely accused. He admits his guilt. Sentence him and be done with it.

What seems to be happening is that he wanted a forum to publicize Jihad and let us all know why he had to murder people he’d never met to make his bloodthirsty god happy. And I’m sure he’ll show us chapter and verse in the Koran requiring him to fight the war that our incompetent government won’t even acknowledge. What poppycock.

The Army is staffed by bigger fools than we already thought. They’re giving this murderer a forum for his religious propaganda. And charging us taxpayers for a privilege he doesn’t deserve. The murderous major supposedly is insane. Ha. We’re the insane ones for putting up with this sorry excuse for a military.

UPDATE:  More absurdity: Since the Jihadi major faces the death penalty, under military law he cannot plead guilty. Huh? Even though he plainly has. Apparently he is going to get his soap box. And, get this, he’s still being paid his military salary. It isn’t like no one knew the bastard did it. But they insist on playing their little charade for the sake of “justice,” so-called.

Make it go faster, indeed

In the interest of the make it go faster concept, Scott at the Fat Guy endorses Texas Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston for Obongo’s Department of Homeland Security.

Oh, the comic relief. We could all use a good laugh every day.

And like Victor Davis Hanson, I don’t believe any of these clowns are capable of doing permanent damage, try as they may.