Category Archives: Scribbles

The Ammunition Myth

I’m not getting excited about all those chain emails I’ve been getting shrieking about reports of federal ammo buying—hundreds of thousands of rounds here, millions of round there—because I know something more important.

Which is that while federal agents may feel free to push around the occasional unlucky individual, they aren’t crazy enough to take on even ten percent of the population. A very well-armed population.

So I wasn’t surprised to see this pretty good explanation of the phenom:

“And why does the USDA need 320,000 rounds? Because it runs the Forest Service, which covers ‘155 national forests’ and ’20 national grasslands’ on a total of ‘193 million acres of land.’ As well as agents in the field, the outfit has a law-enforcement unit based in Washington, D.C., whose responsibility it is to enforce federal laws and regulations. In context, those 320,000 rounds look a lot less threatening: ….for an organization that covers an area the size of Pakistan (or twice the size of Japan or Germany).”

If concern is keeping you from your beauty sleep, you should read it all here.

Via Instapundit.

Life after death

Belmont Club (long since moved to PJMedia) is one of my favorite blog destinations and I was rewarded a week ago with this post about a near-death experience of Eben Alexander, a Virginia neurosurgeon. Which led me to read his 2012 book about it and consider his unequivocal assertion that there is life after death.

I have always tended to believe the latest thing I read, which isn’t very smart, I suppose, but in this case I was predisposed to the subject, being a believer, if not entirely convinced about it. After reading the book, I am more so, despite one critic’s cutting remark that the good brain surgeon’s assertions should carry no more weight than if he was a plumber.

That seems unnecessarily harsh, as well as inaccurate, and since it came from one of his former employers it suggests some bad blood between them. But it could be only a sarcastic example of medical science’s absolute insistence that our consciousness arises from our brains (although they admit they don’t know how it does that) and that any experience, hallucinatory or real, has to originate there.

So when our brain dies, we’re dead, and that’s all she wrote. But it’s not even close to what Alexander wrote. He concluded from the medical evidence that his brain was essentially dead during his six-day coma and ongoing visit to “heaven.” Which led him to borrow an old idea that the brain is a mere filter for an independent consciousness or soul located in the beyond, possibly involving the seventy percent of the universe composed of mysterious dark matter and dark energy. Or as Richard Fernandez of the Belmont Club puts it, him being a software guy: a non-local, distributed system.

“His model of consciousness essentially requires the existence of non-local components. You are probably using such a system already. In your smartphone, tablet or Chromebook, some of the data lives on the device itself. But probably not much. Most of the data will live on a web drive, or in an email server, or on the cloud. It will be elsewhere. Where exactly it physically resides, you might not even know….

“The question Dr. Alexander was posing, though he didn’t cast it in my terms (he being a neurosurgeon and not a developer) was whether human beings were part of a distributed system, which we call for convenience ‘God’. We would still have an identity, an IP if you will, but we would also have connectivity….”

The god Alexander experienced, which he chose, rather tritely, to call Om, was not specific to any earthly religion. So Alexander, something of a reluctant atheist before his afterlife journey, is now taking mucho flak not only from atheists and his professional colleagues as could be expected but from some religious fundamentalists as well.

So why didn’t he keep it all to himself, you might well ask. Is he in it for the bucks (his book is a bestseller) or is he sincere in wishing to spread the good news that death is not the end? He did keep it to himself for almost six years before “disgracing” the cover of Newsweek, as one critic had it. (For that, however, Alexander would have to get in line.) And he’s already discovering to his chagrin that the publishing game is manipulative (Simon & Schuster chose the title of his book, “Proof of Heaven” which he doesn’t like it and which drew a lot of the criticism) and the news media is already proving that it will draw and quarter him if he trusts them too much.

Fernandez concludes: “I closed Dr. Alexander’s book with the realization that all he was really asking for was for the reader to keep an open mind on the subject of what life was: to consider the possibility that our lives are not as limited as we suppose. He knew the answer for himself, as a result of his experiences. However, each of us was likely to have to come to his own conclusion.”

Indeed. So if this subject interests you even half as much as it does me, follow the links above and finally try this one for a new educational and research outfit Dr. A. has formed to further spread the word, and then decide for yourself.

I know what I think. It’s good to believe, even by a hair, that your deceased parents are doing more than moldering in their graves. Although Dr. A.’s rendition of the heavenly choir does seem a trifling boring. I did like the angels and the butterflies, though. But you’ll have to excuse me.

My guardian angel wants a chat about my latest egoistical foul-up. Unconditional love and compassion are supposed to rule my day and my persistence in considering some of my fellow earthly travelers to be assholes and idiots is just not part of the divine plan. Nor good for the future incarnation of my eternal soul. Sigh.

If the Tsar only knew

Instapundit’s reasoned take on why the Boy Emperor is probably behind his aides’ attempt to intimidate journalists. The few he hasn’t already leashed, that is. It’s an old story. When you have the snooze media in your pocket, the few who take their profession seriously are such outliers they can be abused.

In which I join the LOCO

Last night I officially (if there is such a thing) joined Austin’s Local On-Call Orchestra, a pickup group of fiddlers sometimes joined by a banjo, mandolin, guitar or even a double bass.

LOCO plays every Wednesday at the Hancock Rec Center on East 41st Street for fifty or so impromptu contra dancers (a traditional line dance that’s sort of square dancing without the square) who rely on the rhythm of old timey tunes like Red Wing, Whiskey Before Breakfast, and Liberty.

Some of last night’s pickup fiddlers were much better than me and consequently played a lot faster (around 112 beats per minute) than I can (more like 60 bpm), so I followed my teacher’s instructions to just play chords, “chunk” the rhythm on the key string (most everything was played in G, D, or A), even improvised a little. I was able to play the two waltzes at the end of the evening.

The dancers rely on the rhythm. They applauded the players at the end of a tune (looped repeatedly for about ten minutes) but otherwise ignored us. So there was no audience pressure as such. I doubt they heard the notes at all, though some of the fiddle players were quite good and helped us beginners sound not-too-shabby. It was a lot of fun. I will go back next week.

Strange Search Engine Queries

An idea cribbed from Dustbury, though we do not get near as many weird ones here at Rancho Roly Poly as he does at the Bandwidth Wastage Station:

Unusual water towers Why, yes, indeedy, we have a few of those right cheer.

Sugey Abrago is not chubby. Nope. We would have to agree wholeheartedly with that. And in addition to having a really charming pair of buttocks, she gives a dandy weather report for the caballeros, as well.

Fight level 390. Which just goes to show you how far Google will go to correct what you type. Bless ’em.

Known Chinese submarine bases. Hmm. Ain’t no hackers around here, so the Chinese navy should please go pull a denial-of-service on the Pentagon. Please.

Breanne Ashley nude. Our shameless attempt to game the system seems to have worked. But we still avoid nude at this here family blog.

Mexican de haviland dh-4. We see the old rumors of a Free Mexican Air Force are persisting, even if the inventory is about 94 years out of date.

Christine McLoughlin ks schlage. We’ve polled the membership and we agree that we’re not sure what a ks schlage is, but we here at the Scribbler definitely are not guilty of doing one like it to Christine.

How to build a model of the Alamo. Well, we had it around here somewhere but it seems to be, uh, lost. Perhaps the exterior plans will do.

Miles Austin girlfriend 2013. This has been a perennial draw for we don’t know how long. And we still don’t have a pix or notice or whatever of her. Does he even have a girlfriend? Maybe he’s, uh, well, you know…

Rhonda Rousey feet. As a matter of fact, we have never seen Rhonda’s feet. We’re not even sure whether she has feet or wheels. Will the rest of her do?

Whoopi Goldberg nude. Not a chance. Not no how. Not never.

Scribbling empty headed random… mindless snooze of an a ecuse. We agree. That does seem to account for a lot of what you can read hereabouts. Ecuses and all. And Google agrees, as well, for as you can see they gave us the No. 1 hit on this query.

Long sheng for men ereksiyon. Now that you mention it.

cache:zgzural18rqj:texasscribb…13/02/10/rule-5-jordan-carver/ We are very happy to announce that Ms Carver has, indeed, replaced our former Rule 5 hit Alizee as the No. 1 cheesecake draw. Although Alizee ain’t bad.

bone pinewood derby car. This is the cannibal version, we guess.

Who sang the song “Goodby, Texas, Hello Mexico”? Another poll, another blank. We know we used to know the answer, but we have forgotten.

Alizee nose job. Thanks for the chuckle, but if any of her parts have been remodeled, we doubt it was the nose.

Why I avoid ABC News’s web site

Not just because it’s just another alphabet group of Democrat political stenographers and propagandists pretending to be objective journalists, but because it’s one of those sites (and there are others) where an embedded video/audio immediately cuts on without my say so.

They also make it hard to figure out how to turn the damn thing off. As Instapundit says, what we need is a browser that alerts us to this crap before it happens and allows us to turn it off with one easy-to-find click.

King Putz vs King Caboose

Mocking black people is a sure way to get called a racist nowadays, especially the current head black person, old Barry himself. But I have always enjoyed tweaking authority and, in particular, defying convention. And I just balk at using the monikers from all the African name changing, particularly Barry’s, who only changed his when he was in college in California.

But the name Barry, which he was called throughout his Indonesian and Hawaiian upbringing and into his early college years, is just too respectful for such a jerk. So I started calling him King Putz, which is Yiddish for fool. But, then, here lately, I have seen him referred to as King Caboose, which follows from his tendency to “lead from behind.”

Much safer that way, you see, for a pol who always voted “present” to avoid taking a controversial position. And King Caboose, instead of, say, lying party-boy, just has a nice ring to it. Thus, henceforth on this here blog, my friends, King Caboose it will be.