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Why I always turn to Fox News first

Because our Affirmative Action president hates them and he has been hating them out loud since the first year of his pathetic, Muslim Brotherhood-lovin’ reign. Not unlike many leftist “journalists” who can’t stand the thought of anyone not marching in lockstep with them or their beloved NYTimes.

“Recently, the White House has kept Fox News off of conference calls dealing with the Benghazi attack, despite Fox News being the only outlet that was regularly reporting on it and despite Fox having top notch foreign policy reporters.”

No problem. Fox will get there first anyhow. Journalism is supposed to be about objective competition. It really isn’t and never was, which is why I will always turn to a contrary outlet like Fox News before I’ll wade through the sandbox of the sycophants, particularly Barry’s adoring pets in the alphabet media.

Best use for dogs

Hardly anyone uses them for hunting anymore, so all they do is litter the streets, sidewalks, and lawns with their poop. For every one dog lover who picks up Fido’s poop on their walk about town, at least ten do not.

Not to mention the annoying barking. So either bring back the Cyanosphere (above) and its quiet, environmentally-friendly (and sustainable, need we say sustainable) locomotion, or euthanize the pesky critters. I could do with fewer cats, too, but at least cats use litter boxes and rarely howl.

Altho even the Cyanosphere could have a poop or noise problem, without a doggy bag attachment and a muzzle. You could forgo the topper, the parasol, and the petticoats, tho they do add a nice, antique touch to the ensemble.

Ain’t it the truth

Indeed. Tricky Dickie was a piker compared to thieves like Harry Reid, Barry and Slick Willie. Not that the Democrat-media complex that drove Nixon to resign will ever admit it.

Background checks are de facto registration

Background checks for gun purchases are universal already, despite King Barry’s lies about them, except in private sales which the feds will never get control of no matter how many laws the pols pass.

And supposedly the background check is not a form of gun registration because the feds are supposedly prohibited from keeping the background check records.

And you should also believe in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

So if, as is probable, the oft-lying bureaucrats are keeping those background check records, then we already have a form of gun registration. Meaning that the feds already know who has a gun and who doesn’t—except those of us who owned them before the background checks were instituted and have not bought any since then—which would enhance any subsequent attempt to confiscate them.

And what our uncrowned king did the other day with his monarchial magic wand—ordering disparate federal agencies and even private doctors to contribute to the checks—will only make keeping the background checks more likely. Which is one reason Gun Owners of America, a smaller but tougher outfit than the better-known NRA, and even smaller 2nd Amendment groups, will fight back with lawsuits.

Why I joined the NRA

Because it puts me in direct and open opposition to venal morons like Bob Schieffer, a cBS hack and Democrat propagandist who should have been retired long ago.

Hey, this could become part of a continuing series.

Lecher of the year

Monica Lewinsky’s father is likely not amused. But then he’s even more obscure than the National Father’s Day Council which handed the groper-in-chief, his, um, distinction.

Never heard of it? Me, neither. Its web site says little more than that it’s a not-for-profit org founded in 1933-34. Uh huh. We can be sure it’s on the federal dole. Why else name William Jefferson Clinton as Father of The Year?

Especially when one of its supposed beneficiaries is Save The Children. I know, I know. Monica was not a child. She was, then, however, right at the age when college football coaches call their players “kids.”

But groping young Monica and turning her into his blow-job machine is different, I guess. Helps to have the news media in your pocket, eh Slick Willie? Except when you don’t.

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