Category Archives: Scribbles

Not just a funny name

No wonder the NYTimes and Newsweek like Mike Huckabee. He’s a liberal in pro-life, pro-gun clothing.

Five cool things to do with your DNA

Well, six, actually. Hints: Take a look at it, save it, jewelry, art, inspecting, and number six, send it into the future. Cool, indeed.

Genetic genealogy

The only thing that competes with pornography on the Web is genealogy, and the biggest trend in family research is genetics testing. Take a swab of saliva from your inner cheek and send it off with a check for a few hundred dollars, and you can find out where your ancestors likely came from–well before that place you’ve tediously traced them back to and apparently reached a dead end. I’m almost ready to try it, with a little more investigation. I’m not expecting any surprises of this order, but, hey, you never know.

Off with his head

Watch your words at the dictator’s club.

A funny

A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he replied, "I don’t know. It all happened so fast." Via the Head Butler.

It’s the character, stupid

I remain in the minority, it seems, who doubt that Hillarity can win election to the presidency, even if she has a lock on the Dem nomination. That’s not a surprise. After all, they nominated Kerry. But here’s one example of why Billary is unlikely to appeal to a sufficient number of Americans. She’s too slick by half.

Black on black

The perpetually aggrieved race hustlers have the Justice Department "weighing an investigation" into persistent racism in Jena, LA, despite the criminal records of the Jena 6, a black defense lawyer for the main one (who is a three-time loser), and a black U.S. Attorney for the region. They must be insufficiently black. Sell outs, etc. Not buying-in with the right parties, like Jesse and Al, and Sheila. What a load of hooey, flapdoodle, blatherskite.