Category Archives: Texana

His brain is twisted

Dumbocrat Dennis Kucinich now claims his words were twisted and he didn’t really praise President Assad when he recently visited Syria. So what was Dennis-the-Menace doing in the land of Assad-the-mass-murderer?

It’s been generally forgotten that Texas troubadour Willie Nelson actually endorsed Kucinich back when DTM was running for president against Obamalot in 2008. Nelson probably hopes it stays forgotten.

Mr. Boy at camp

Very quiet around the Rancho these days, with Mr. B. at his week-long camp at Lost Pines, the pine forest near Bastrop, about an hour east of Austin. Weather service says it’s a bit cooler out there than here, especially at night with the breeze off the lake.

This is Boy Scouts, so much of their time is spent in classes (yep) on merit badges and Eagle Quest and advancement generally. Mr. B. excepts to finish his Tenderfoot board of review there and come home on Saturday with many of his Second Class requirements also finished.

But it’s also just fun, with pool time and canoeing and fishing. And, uh, demos of “tomahawk throwing,” according to the scoutmaster’s latest email to parents, which assures us that homesickness among the youngest first-timers (like Mr. B.) is a minor issue so far.

“To put your mind at ease,” the scoutmaster wrote, “none have wanted to call home, and no one had any intentions of going home, just expressed themselves [about it], which is very good.”

They’re also playing Gaga, an Israeli version of dodge-ball, which seems to have migrated to the Scouts from the day camp at Austin’s Jewish Community Center which Mr. B. has attended every summer since kindergarten. “They come back sweaty and FILTHY every time they play.” Mr. B., an old hand at Gaga, probably is enjoying showing off his expertise.

UPDATE:  Oops. Spoke too soon. Mr. B. sent today a scanned front-and-back letter via the scoutmaster telling of his homesickness and (twice) requesting us to come to the Friday night barbeque to which parents are invited. So we’re going.

The dragon of Lake Travis

Well, as you can see, this Texas dragon is obvious from space.

Dirtiest cities in America

Thirteen made the list and two of them are in Texas.

(Drum roll, please.)

Houston. And Dallas-Fort Worth. (Cymbal crash.)

Why am I not surprised?

Texas campuses still safe for terrorists

I’m sure the boys of Al Q—who recently urged American Muslims to buy guns and start shooting—will be pleased as punch to hear the good news: they won’t be getting any return fire on a Texas college campus—at least not until the cops respond. When they do, if they do.

Al Q can thank a Texas Democrat, State Rep. Mike Villarreal of San Antonio. He used a parliamentary objection to kill what had been considered a sure-to-pass law to make it legal for already- licensed gun carriers to carry their guns on campus.

More 175th Texas Revolution

Contrary to debunkers belief, the Alamo defenders were not strictly Anglos. These reenactors portray some of the Alamo’s Tejano volunteers in the 1836 battle.

A snap by San Antonio author and retired Air Force veteran Celia Hayes who notes they are a “titch older” than the men they portray. And porkier, I might add. Don’t the young (and fit) care about these things?

The thing about boy scouts…

…is that it gradually induces honorable behavior, even if it takes the better part of a lifetime.

Thus it did not surprise me when Mr. Boy returned from his latest camping trip—to a beautiful, watered ranch in the hills near Driftwood—and his stint as patrol grubmaster, with a bunch of squishy, black bananas, two of the four apples he took, and an unopened bag of baby carrots.

Gone were the hamburgers, hot dogs, and pancake mix. And, curiously, the two cucumbers. And, of course, the two boxes of Pop Tarts, the whole squeeze bottle of grape jelly and the other bottle of maple syrup. Strange that the peanut butter had not been opened, nor the loaf of sliced bread unwrapped.

The bananas, carrots, apples and cucumbers were cynically included in the menu by the grubmaster to meet a nutrition requirement for his Second Class badge. So it’s no surprise that most of it came back, uneaten. I do wonder about those cucumbers, though.