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Rule 5: Tamra Dae

The stolen mezuzah

It’s tempting to get paranoid and blame leftist anti-Semitism for the theft of our mezuzah on the rancho’s front door. But since our neighbors across the street still have theirs, we rather think it was taken by one of the multiple people who’ve been in and out prepping the house for sale. One in particular who bragged she collected souvenirs from the houses she worked on, though she denies it.

If I were more observant, I would have moved it to the mini-rancho the day we moved in.

Bernie takes Hong Kong

“‘Remember, you could have it a lot worse—you could be in America!’ Sanders bellowed as police officers for the totalitarian regime beat protesters in the background.”

Via the Babylon Bee, a satire site increasingly embraced by the right and attacked by the left.

UPDATE: To wit

The “fine people” hoax

“I’ve been publicly debunking the ‘fine people’ hoax since 2017. The press created the hoax by consistently and intentionally omitting the second half of President Trump’s comments about Charlottesville.”

Figures. You cannot trust the news media these days, especially Mediacrats.

Via Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams

UPDATE:  Pat Condell on Gab: “We are witnessing the suicide of journalism.”

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Rule 5: Tamra Dae

The Left’s Loch Ness monster

“White supremacy is the Loch Ness monster of the Left: big, scary, and imaginary.”—Steve Gregg, commenter at On The Porch.

The dead kiddie didler

“Anyone can come up with conspiracy theories. But there is no escaping the fact that [Jeffrey] Epstein’s career was one long conspiracy of mysterious money, a private island, the subversion of justice systems in three states, and the federal system, followed by a death that should have been impossible.

“A corrupt system enabled Jeffrey Epstein to abuse numerous girls. And now a corrupt system, somewhere in the shadowy maze of Civic Center, has drawn a final curtain over his death.”

Via Sultan Knish