Married

Barbara Ellen from Dimmitt and I tied the knot Tuesday evening, then went out for dinner on a friend at Chez Zee. It was loud in the restaurant and we both were debilitated by it, me because I’m 74 and don’t sleep well and her because she’s introverted and doesn’t like crowds, particularly noisy ones.

But we’re pleased to be married after two months of courtship and seven months of living together. “You’re mine,” BE said later, quoting the rabbi who was quoting from the Song of Songs, particularly appropriate in Elul, the month of love.

I told Mr. B. at Texas A&M by text and will send him a few pics of us at our simple and uncomplicated wedding in the rabbi’s study. I would post them but I prefer privacy, especially for BE. Take my word for it: We’re very happy.

Rule 5: Back cleavage

Why is almost-clothed cheesecake so much sexier than full nudity?

Moon landing without the flag

Saint McCain had a cute line about Woodstock: “I was tied up at the time” referring to his POW days in North Viet Nam.

Likewise on the first moon landing I was too busy patrolling in South Viet Nam to notice much about it. But Hollyweird’s excising of the planting of the American flag from its new movie about the event is pathetic.

As Twitter user Stephen Miller said we should be grateful they didn’t have Neil Armstrong take a knee.

Via Twitter

McCain Excess

Gay Patriot (whose blog has closed down) on Twitter: “I don’t like an America that makes demigods out of our politicians.”

Especially shallow, class-less, vindictive Saint McCain.

So perfect that the crooked groper Biden eulogized him.

Via Gay Patriot

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Rule 5: Angelica Oliveira

MAGA cap thief indicted

San Antonian Kino Jimenez? He was already fired from his bar job when a video of his theft went viral. Now he’s going to have to hire a lawyer to keep him out of prison.

“Theft of person is a state jail felony punishable by a minimum of six months or maximum of two years in state jail. Jimenez, who has no felony convictions [but multiple misdemeanor ones], would be eligible for probation or deferred adjudication if found guilty.”

Way to go, Bexar County grand jury! Justice at last.

Via Twitchy

Catholic joke

Why are there so few black priests?

Because they hear Father, Father twice and they’re gone.

Heh.